Alright people, that's a wrap. Good work, Princess Daphne -- go get yourself cleaned up. Let's move it people, we've got one more scene to shoot today, and my dad's going to be home in three hours! There'll be hell to pay if he finds us filming a porno in his pool house again!
Picard: Sulu, it would appear that the females are being subjected to some form of ritualistic sexual subjugation. The prudent and humane course of action would be to extricate them from their current position and back to my private quarters on the Enterprise.
But Captain, couldn't returning the females to the Enterprise be construed as interfering with the natural progression of this primitive species' development, and therefore in direct violation of Starfleet's Prime Directive?
That's affirmative, Howard. I witnessed the entire thing. It was a most perplexing scene. Helmsman Sulu showed an unbridled appetite for the females that was rather outside of his normal character. My final calculations indicate that it was totally hot.